Wake up to mountain of washed/folded laundry on floor of bedroom. Seems #1 was looking for "something specific, mom"..... check
Take drink of triple latte as opposed to ordered single latte and try not to gag..... check
Sit through swim class and notice man next to me laughs like a girl, annoying!....... check
Wrestle child out of pool and then proceed to clean off poopsie child made during swimming class. Try to be nonchalant during cleanup..... check
Clean up 1/2 box of chicken broth spilled all over the pantry..... check
Remind kids of the quart of canola oil spilled in pantry 3 weeks ago......check
Yell at kids and remind them if they EVER go near my pantry again, I might explode.... check
Throw away pair of brown shoes soaked in chicken broth..... check
Make sure the home phone is STILL not working for 100th time today. We are now at 2 weeks and counting..... check
Clean up spilled angel hair pasta with butter and cheese off of wood floors.... check
Remind son that he is the most spoiled child I have ever met - ever........ check
Complain to husband about day and have him tell me to quit being a whiner...... check
Devise ways to blow husband up....... check
Listen to children complain of hunger and tell them to get something..... check
Damn- kids are in pantry again at my request! Note my my short short memory..... check
Look at darling #3 reading Pinkalicious and instantly melt..... check
Listen to #2 with the deep baby blues, try to remember lyrics to Seasons of Love........ check
Start to get antsy for #1 to get home. Always seems a member of the band is missing when she is at school...... check
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2 comments:
I love it! I literally laugh out loud every time I read your blog. It's actually quite embarrassing. You have got to come work out with us as I know the time would just fly by! What about Friday morning?
Im embarrased that I totally forgot you were going to Main Street USA! Add it to the list of things we have to catch up on in July.
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